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Aquarius You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to
be progressive. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly
because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a
f---ing jerk.
Pisces You have a
vivid
imagination and often think you are being
followed by
the FBI and CIA. You have minor influence on your
friends and people resent you for flaunting your
power. You lack confidence and are generally a
dips--t.
Aries You are the
pioneer
type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice.
You
are a p---k.
Taurus You are
practical
and persistent. You have a dogged determination
and
work like hell. Most people think of you as
stubborn
and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn
communist.
Gemini You are a
quick
and intelligent thinker. People like you because
you
are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too
much
for too little. This means you are a cheap
b-----d.
Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer You are
sympathetic and understanding to other people's
problems, which makes you a sucker. You are
always
putting things off. That is why you will always
be on
welfare and won't be worth s--t. Everyone in
prison
is a Cancer.
Leo You consider
yourself a born leader. Others think you are an
idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and
cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance
is
disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherf---ers
and
spend most of their time kissing mirrors.
Virgo You are the
logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking
is
sickening to your friends. You are cold and
unemotional and often fall asleep while f---ing.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra You are the
artistic type and have a difficult time with
reality.
If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances
for
employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra
women are wh---s. All Libra's die of venereal
disease.
Scorpio The worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be
trusted.You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are a
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are
murdered.
Sagittarius You are
optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you have no
talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon
was a
Sagittarius. You are not worth the sweat on a
camel's
b---s.
Capricorn You are
conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are
basically chickens--t. There has never been a
Capricorn of any importance. You should kill
yourself.
Jan. 20-Feb.
18
Feb.
19-Mar. 20
Mar.
21-Apr.19
Apr.
20-May 20
May
21-June 21
June 22
July 22
July
23-Aug. 22
Aug.
23-Sept. 22
Sept.
23-Oct. 23
Oct.
24-Nov. 21
Nov.
22-Dec. 21
Dec.
22-Jan.19
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Day!!!
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